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Wakes up in a bush
Why are their small birds nesting in my hair?
Where did the fake part of my front tooth go?
Why am I wearing a thong filled with $50 notes?
Why are my nipples pierced?
And since when do I have a tattoo of a naked pin-up Kristin Bell on my arm?
Ah, yeah. Don’t worry, we took photos j88. You did a good show for us, especially after you thumped the stripper.
And please, Meyoga. In this weather? he’d be drenched, might catch his death of cold. And anyway, you’re uncoscious. And you’ve got your half of the back seat all to yourself. OK, your own 1/4. Well, once you push coco out of your lap and back to a reasonably upright position. I won’t have hanky panky in MY car. Well, I say that…
i will not have just 1/4 thank you very much lol. im not very tall but i am rather wide so coco better skootch so my ass will fit in the seat.and if coco need to rest his head on somthing he has my head.
at least.
exhautsed from the speech, i wonder aimlessly back to the drink table to find nothing left NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! passes out
Oh, dear. There he goes again. Come on Meyoga, time to go home.
drags meyoga back to the car, shoves Coco into an almost sitting position long enough to get Meyoga in and sat down, then as requested lays coco’s head on Megoya’s
Right. That’s those two. j88 wanna get in? Next stop England!
murmering never been there…wonder if the got cobbler…
No, we have Jam. It’s like crack cocane but stronger. It’s made from sugar and fruit. Oh, and in case you two wake up mid-journey and feel thirsty…
reveals twenty crates of premium russian Vodka
That should just about keep you two satisfied for a few hours at least.
im awake! and i know what jam is damnit… i’ve made jam….. passes back out
Right, that’s enough. Time to be going. Thank you, Mini, hopefully have another party like this soon.
gets in, starts up the engine, is about to drive off and stalls it
DAMN! Still getting used to driving.
uhg… *grabs a bottle*move over. i’ve been drivin for years…
Not with your alcohol content. I’ll be fine. I mean, we’re in France, for gods sakes. They go on the wrong side of the road anyway. Can’t shoot the oncoming carriage.
Gets it in the right gear annd drives off into the night
Oh, gods. Now I’m in a car. With a drunk (and probably randy) 7’er and ….well….Meyoga. In the dark. In the middle of France. I’m nice and safe, ain’t I?
At least I don’t need to worry about any murdering psychos from outside the car. No one’d try it on with us.
rustle from his sleep. and what do you mean! and…meyoga! takes a few swigs and places bottle in his coco cupholder.
cleaning his appartment with his gf it was a really goo party! I hope they’re having a safe drive to home and that the cops won’t arrest them because of their surprising height… finishing a small amount of vodka staying on the big bottle
reveals twenty crates of premium russian Vodka
wakes up instantly
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