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Coco, lucky you weren’t allowed at the wedding I went to last year. My cousin married a Latvian girl, and they had a lot of vodka at the reception.
I the night before had already caused the family great entertainment, along with all the other wedding guests and Thai locals, by doing a drunken nudie run along a beach at night.
Why is it lucky I wasn’t there, are you implying that the weddings guests wouldn’t want to see me naked?
I feel hurt. :(
snaches his bottle from coco get your own! puts it beside him and sleeps spound… trying not to think of the last few posts to hard.
picking up his phone and dial Jacko’s number hey mate are you OK? Is all people with you alive? I have received a mail from coco’s partner and it seems that another party will be organised in Dublin soon…So maybe you can take all your passenger there direcly…Take care and see you there ;) Thanks for the great party!!!
answers phone on hands free called coco holding the phone whilst it’s on speakerphone
Ok, no worries. I’ll head right there. By the way, have you got any idea where Montsurs is and how to get out of it and to the nearest Channel port? Hello? Hello? Bugger. Gone.
hangs up the phone and turns to the back seat
Have either of you found where we are yet? Wait, why are you holding the map like that? Coco, please tell me that if you move the map away you will have at least a pair of boxers on.
stareing well….he is holding the map with both hands… he said he needed to point somehow…..
Oh, ye gods. Coco, you dirty boy.
looks determinedly straight out of the windscreen and does NOT turn round to look. Only with great effort of will
OK, I’m fed up with getting lost. Which way’s North?
spins the car round in the road and ends up facing a hedge
Hold on tight, boys, we’re in for a rough ride!
Spins the wheels, before accelerating and smashing through the hedge, rumbling across a field, sheep scattering away in fear
WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! This is Westcountry driving! puts a CD of the Wurzels greatest hits on and sings along
well now i have no clue were we are going. i had a fairly good idea of were on the map we were supposed to go, but you had to hit that bump, right before i could read anything. smooth mate throws worries to the wind and “oom pa’s“along with the music
Ah, no worries. I’m Mr Sense of Direction, me.
does a handbrake turn to spin us round, smashes through a gate, rumbles down a hill, thumps through another hedge, crosses a deserted farmyard, goes down a narrow lane, before splashing into a stream Nearly there, mates. No worries.
bursts out of the stream up a muddy bank, gets stuck, stalls
Ah. Er…. We’re stuck. I think we’ve bottomed out on the bank. IT’ll need a bit of a push. looks at Coco
gets shoved out of the car by coco ass… alright… here we go starts pushin the car up the bank thank god for weight lifting…
gives Coco a Look Lazy bastid. Thanks, meyoga. Next time we get in trouble, Coco has to deal with it. I’ll try not to spray you with mud.
after a bit of shoving, the tyres get a grip and the car gets up the bank
You OK back there Meyoga?
compleatly buried in mud mmmrmmrmrrrrmmmmmhummmmpharumt!!! gets up and jumps in the stream, cleans up then comes back out i wouldn’t repeat that to your mothers…
Come on, man, we’ve got to get going! Oh, and when you get in, use the map to make Coco decent. He’s collapsed again.
gets ready to drive off
Ok, you don’t have to. But make sure you video it. The internet’ll be full of it by the end of the week.
drives off at top speed, smashes through a fence, crosses a small wood and down a bank onto a road with a sign saying “Calais 25km”
See? Told you I knew where I was going.
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